Primal Kitchen's ketchup is decent.

You can make your own it’s not that difficult

You can just grow tomatoes and make your own ketchup

Get you some organic french or Sicilian ketchup

relax guys, i just forgot to buy ketchup last time i went to the grocery store

I bet there’s a Reddit thread about the mystical benefits of being ketchup free.

lol What an acid trip tomatos 🍅 are!