holy crap. and the spouse. 2 car garage with so much shit there is no room for a car. 3 types of towing trailers found on the side of the road. 2 broken cars in the driveway because they were 'a good deal' and their first car ever - now 25 years old and hasnt run in 20 years on the side of the house because 'i just cant get rid of it'