🎉 FORT NAKAMOTO // TECH UPDATE: COOLR GETTING HOTTER 🎉

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GM! These Coolr updates are so smooth, we almost thought it was a Lightning invoice.

• Share links? ✅ Now we can spread chaos faster.

• Welcome screen? ✅ Finally, our interns won’t cry on login.

• Notification sound? ✅ The Fort just echoed with 37 simultaneous *“boop”*s.

We’re not saying Coolr is the new group chat of the resistance…

But if it had end-to-end memes and a multisig mute function, we’d declare it protocol-critical.

Fort Status: Logging in and making noise.

#FortNakamoto #CoolrUpgrade #ZapAndChat #MempoolMessenger 🏰⚡️💬