My wife has the TV on.

On Channel 5, there is literally the most stupid program ever created in the history of television.

It's called:

"The Good Ship Murder"

It's a murder mystery set on a cruise ship where somebody gets murdered every week. The crime is solved each time by the cruise ship singer.

I know, I know 😂 😂 😂 😂

But it's set on a real MSC cruise ship and this week they are in Malta, one of my favourite places.

I am watching it, with disgust, out of the corner of my eye. I can't help it 😂 😂 😂 😂