Stop acting like easy marks and people will stop swindling you, and then you won't feel so jaded that you see swindlers everywhere.

I once set up (what I thought was) an obvious parody account of 'omg I'm just a girl what is the bitcoins, can you tell me more'. I thought it was quite obvious and silly, in fact I made it increasingly more and more ridiculous but I had to change my ln wallet to Will's.