My birthday is in four days and I am positive on the rona.

My friends bought train tickets for the 30th so I must be negative on the rona.

If I am positive on my 30th birthday ON the 30th, I will be pissed. This is the ONE time I really want to be healthy, top to bottom. There are so many cool things happening on this single day all at once and I would hate having to isolate because of the goddamn rona. xD

Whoever brought this stupid virus into existence needs a slap. A mighty, loud, echoing, vengeful, eardrumripping, slap. It must be so strong and loud that even a blockchain shall feel the shaking of the resulting sound. Seeeeeeeeriously.