I donβt know what any of this means Iβve never played dnd

I donβt know what any of this means Iβve never played dnd

Lawful evil cleric, one of the nastiest human characters one may encounter. They'll sacrifice you to some monster that's being deified in a cult, AND he'll do it legally so he thinks there's nothing wrong with it.
You need to hit the gym!
It means u need to quit skippin leg day and ur alignment is well suited for the Fedπ³πππ«‘
Fed alert!!!!
I'm better than this shlub in every way. I mean I guess; this is totally foreign to me. Never identified as an elf. Not even once. π€·ββοΈ
