i'm not sure who needs to hear this but will post again:

I HAVE OVER SIX DECADES OF STRATEGY TO CONQUER THE WORLDS USE OF ANY/ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICE "AT MY FINGERTIPS" SO TO SPEAK, AND I'LL EITHER HAVE JACK PATRICK DORSEY AS MY HUSBAND, OR I'LL LAY WASTE TO ANYTHING THAT PLUGS INTO A WALL OUTLET IN MY LIFETIME!

(reference to the recent meme about kids in six thousand bc sharpening their adzes)