I once met a guy who was able to time travel. It's true. When I was a kid I used to go swimming at this kid's house up the street named Joe Iahn. He used to think it was hilarious to squirt water from his butt from the pool jets, get out and see how high up on the side of the garage he could fart out a rooster tail. Literally ran and got a tape measure…for accuracy. He competed with his last try like he was in the Olympics. I wanted to beat my high score on Sonic the Hedgehog. But not this guy. He laughed at himself for hours. In 2025 I can order food now from MY toilet, from a hand computer, on the shitter with a high pressure bidet I ordered from Amazon for $37. Shooting water into your colon at the same time you put six boxes of frozen waffles into your virtual shopping cart. Joe was a man of the future.