How can three sentences be wrong in five different ways?

How can three sentences be wrong in five different ways?

Another big brain academia midwit judging by some quick looking up of other articles.
Canβt keep the grants grace train coming in if you actually solve the problem.
If you read his Tweet again, he did actually solve bank runs! π
Where does one even buy clown shoes that big?
What is it exactly about Lighting that these fuckers can't understand? I know. They just don't want to understand. Better to keep FUDing and pleasing our banking overlords.
To be fair, opening channels requires on chain transactions. Although I don't expect most people to run their own node and just use a custodial wallet.
Obviously a lot wrong here? Curious if he has any idea what would happen if 300 million Americans attempted to withdraw a portion of there own savings from a bank on the same day