-Wake up.

-Turn on CNN.

-Schedule your 17th booster shot with your corner pharmacy.

-Pull down surgical mask to eat some glyphosate.

-Take SSRI medication.

-Put surgical mask on yourself and your dog.

-Make “my body, my choice” sign, or “stop oil” sign. Your freedom to choose.

-Drive to protest.

-Disparage any and all thoughts, ideas, and beliefs different from yours.

-Return to shoebox apartment.

-Call parents for more fiat.

-Enjoy an epic cry for being overweight and alone.

-Watch more CNN.

-Eat more glyphosate.

-Return surgical mask over nose/mouth.

-Fall asleep.

-Never change.

-Repeat.

Now that is the life.