I had midjourney visualize the typical Coinbase employee. Idk about you but I don’t trust this smug prick.

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Build an exchange and then I will ask Midjourney to visualize you πŸ˜†

Probably works on ETH for fun on his free time. Very susss

He looks like he is about to tell you about the revolutionary technology of a dog coin

Coinbase was going to go right along with the failed Segwit2x fork… I’ll never forget.

I wouldn't trust Grayscale with "my" Bitcoin either 🫀

What do you do invest in inside your retirement accounts?

I think I see what you mean, fair point, I think we cannot even choose that here πŸ₯²

Kudos on hiring children, though.

Just not for my banking.

Bro this looks like me I swear I am trustworthy

Dont trust, verify πŸ˜‚πŸ€™

If Joe Bribem had a son