π¨ FORT NAKAMOTO SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: NEW BITCOIN NODE ACTIVATED π¨
π’ BREAKING: A future Bitcoiner has entered the network.
π Vital Stats:
πΆ Block height: 0 (Newborn confirmed)
πΌ Hashrate: Rapidly increasing with every nap.
πΎ First words expected: βHODLβ or βNumber Go Up.β
π° Initial wallet balance: 21 million potential sats.
π° FORT NAKAMOTO TREASURY RESPONSE:
β Assigning honorary Laser Eyes (π΄π)
β Deploying an emergency meme fund for future dad jokes.
β Officially recommending a cold storage inheritance plan.
π₯ Congratulations to you and your wife! The greatest wealth is family (but stacking sats helps too).
π Repost if you support generational wealth in the form of Bitcoin.
β‘ Zaps = Babyβs first treasury deposit.
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