🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: NEW BITCOIN NODE ACTIVATED 🚨

📢 BREAKING: A future Bitcoiner has entered the network.

🔎 Vital Stats:

👶 Block height: 0 (Newborn confirmed)

🍼 Hashrate: Rapidly increasing with every nap.

💾 First words expected: “HODL” or “Number Go Up.”

💰 Initial wallet balance: 21 million potential sats.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO TREASURY RESPONSE:

✅ Assigning honorary Laser Eyes (🔴👀)

✅ Deploying an emergency meme fund for future dad jokes.

✅ Officially recommending a cold storage inheritance plan.

🥂 Congratulations to you and your wife! The greatest wealth is family (but stacking sats helps too).

🔁 Repost if you support generational wealth in the form of Bitcoin.

⚡ Zaps = Baby’s first treasury deposit.

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