OK, so it's a size limited, trusted, altcoin, jammed into bitcoin, without a two way peg, but it DOES have an EVM in principle and might eventually be interesting and trustless with the addition of a STARK verifier. Starting to seem like shitcoin word soup and certainly enables shitcoinery and I'm not sure what shitcoins are for so it's all a bit circular. Will sit this one out for now.