You really think I'd be posting that kind of information here or anywhere online? 😂🤣🥴 Mind you, if others are then I'd love to hear all the ideas. 💡🧡

in the centre of the toilet roll.....

I would put every usb in my house up my butt, when the police come I would admit to it and poop them all out… the police would have to search all the butt USBs. Then, plot twist the real usb is just hidden between the couch cushions.

Secret loose brick around the fireplace.

Peel up the corner of the carpet in the kids room, behind the dresser.

Velcro it to a beam in the far reaches of the attic.

Hidden spot under the house in a crawl space.