Imagine having four dicks in one dick, like one them Bic four-colour pens: the clicky one.

Red dick, blue dick, green dick, purple whatever, you're just a click away from a new dick colour.

Your balls would look so plain by comparison is the only caveat, dangling there all moody and jealous, wishing they could click like a Bic.

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