Alright. If I reach 1m sats by the end of july for my fundraiser, I will make a video of my purple pulling the Hattiesburg Mayor wearing nothing but my Godzilla shorts and my tac vest. Notice I didn’t say a shirt.

I am currently sitting at 529,941 sats in my WoS. All zaps that you send me in that balance are going to The Ability Experience until the end of July. WoS explained how to export my tx to .csv as well so I can be transparent about it.

If you think I’m crazy, you’re wrong. I’m insane. I will dead ass march my ass to City Hall. Don’t believe me? If I reach that goal and don’t do it, I chicken out or some shit, community chooses my punishment.

I’m not fucking around.