I get hit on so rarely, IRL, that I practically call out a national holiday. That's not even age; always been like that.

I guess that's why I learned to code, quickly gave up on my appearance, and developed a sardonic personality.

Literally me

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You say this, but you could secretly have grown up as a Rizzmaster and you’re just saying this to throw us off πŸ«‚

Ha ha. Nah. I totally reek of dork or something.

That said, the caliber of man who hits on me tends to be really high, so I guess I'm winning on quality over quantity. 😁

Quality > quantity πŸ«‚β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ’―

I'd eat 99% of men alive, so only the top 1% can even apply.

Math checks out. πŸ€™πŸΌ

Yeah. You ever read those lists women write up, describing their Dream Man and talking about how hard it is to find a guy like that, but he just sounds to you like a normal guy?

I'm always like πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ.

Same πŸ«‚

brain aphrodisiac/ eyes window 4 me first & foremost lfg!

Right? Silent rizz so on point right now.

πŸ˜‚ Silent rizz.

Anti-rizz rizz. Stealth rizz.

I saw the power walk photos from the Nostr meeting

You are giving away my secrets, bro.

Bruh πŸ™ƒ