My opsec for anyone watching me type is that I use a Dvorak key layout!
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I wonder how many Nostriches even get this joke or have even seen one of these keyboards.
when i bought my split ergo keyboard i messed around with diff layouts.
is dvorak the coding focused one?
No, it makes it a little bit harder for typing some things on the command line and the Copy, Paste commands are wonky unless you remap them.
I use it because it made my hands less tired after typing a lot. I switched interchangeably between qwerty and Dvorak. My username, aoeu, comes from the first part of the home keys.
A few years back I had borrowed a laptop from someone and started typing. It was a similar kind of laptop to my own. He said, “oh wait, let me change the keyboard layout for you.” Turns out it was already in Dvorak and I didn’t realize anything was different.
We were both surprised! First time in real life I had seen another person using it.
okay this man is a psycho