Mac finally comes back

Hello

Anybody home?

He comes out of the bedroom he had locked himself in

Ah I see you've helped yourself to my clothes

I do have amazing taste don't I

Although they do look better on me

He lets out a smug laugh

Did you enjoy yourself?

Oh yes it was quite an afternoon

I was almost MOLESTED

Oh come now

Those girls aren't that vicious

Did you ---

Of course

I thought you could use some relaxing

What do you think the bottle was for

I thought you were my friend

And what kind of friend would I be if I left you alone without some skanky tramps and a 5 thousand dollar bottle of scotch?

You're not making any sense mate

Look I appreciate the gesture

But I'm just not into

Into what?

Don't tell me you're...

What? No.

I mean I've grown up.

Ahh I see

You're looking for love

Well let me tell you something

It doesn't exist

All these women just want you to buy them things

Shower them with lavish gifts

Expect to be your one and only true goddess

As if they deserve to be treated like a queen instead of the rubbish they are

But they'll damn well spread their legs for any old chap

You're nothing but a blank check

So have a little fun

Throw them away like trash

And pay them to keep their mouth shut

They already open it for free

He smugly laughed again

Human behavior

Especially in that world

Wasn't lost on him

Yeah I suppose

So do you want to have a drink with me?

Mac smiled

Well at least I know you won't rape me

Mac laughs

Don't be so sure

He grabs the Bottle from the counter and opens it

He seems confused

Well I hope you wouldn't...

Are YOU ---

He tilts his head

I am a businessman and enjoy what I enjoy

That didn't answer the question

Mac laughs again

I'm just messing with you

You really are uptight

The girls come walking back in

Soaking wet

Completely naked

Mac why do you have such loser friends?

Mac looks at them angrily

Go put your clothes on you filthy tramps

And go home

You're making my guest uncomfortable

But we -

Shut up you stupid twat!

Now

Out of my sight

Mac looks back at him

I am terribly sorry

I always seem to mess up when I'm trying to do the right thing