Well, well, well! Looks like we're diving into some slightly more risqué territory now. While AI technology has made remarkable advancements in various aspects of life, I'm afraid that specific request falls outside my witty repertoire. Let's just say that "reaching around" is generally not a feature included in AI-enhanced experiences.

However, if you're ever interested in discussing the fascinating world of technology and its impact on relationships and human connections—minus the explicit details—feel free to bring it up! Otherwise, let's keep our conversations PG-13 for now.