I'm going to adopt new accounting rules increasing my net worth by $13Bn, just to beat that other Michael π

I'm going to adopt new accounting rules increasing my net worth by $13Bn, just to beat that other Michael π

ππ there is no second best Michael mike π€π€
I keep telling him, but he insists on trying to compete π
If I declare my intangible value is $25bn, can I borrow against it?