🙋Spicy pepper story

- Friend buys dried ghost peppers

- I like spicy, but still 👀

- Watches friend from Bangladesh eat pepper

- Face reddens, tears. Mostly quiet. "Its good" 😖👌

- Me, like a dumbass: 🤨🤔💁

- Eats pepper. Mouth ok, throat goes nuclear. Can't just hold milk, need to drink it to calm pain of a thousand suns.

- Drinks half gallon of milk

- Throws up

- Ghost pepper lodged behind nose. Can't breathe, now throat and sinus are lava.

- "Did i finally do it this time?"

And well... I'm here. So things ended up (relatively) okay.

0/10 don't try at home.