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What the fuck? So you're saying all I need to do to find a girlfriend is walk around the grocery store with a full cart? Damn. Does this work at farmers markets? Because that's usually where I shop. 🤣

BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish 2mo ago 💬 3

See there's the catch. Farmers markets are full of strong sovereign women! That trick only works on fiat chicks.

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zap2buy 2mo ago

🤣

Enki 2mo ago 💬 1

Well, I guess there's ups and downs to that. I'm not really looking for a Fiat Chick. 😅

shortwavesurfer2009 2mo ago

Don't want you in my bloodline. Just trying to have a good time.

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MarvintheMartian⚡️₿⚡️ 2mo ago 💬 2

A cart full of food would probably be enticing for fat chicks, too.

Enki 2mo ago

Yeah, maybe if your card's full of chips, Twinkies, and Ho-hos.

BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish 2mo ago

Boy take them snacks out the cart cause im bouts put a big ol ho-hoe on dat twinkie and make them chips crinkle. Ruffles got riiiiiiiiidges (for muh pleasure)

Enki 2mo ago

Almost made me choke on my lunch. Fuckin' A. 🤣