Biological sex is, as we all know, a total mystery. After a baby has emerged from the womb — whatever and wherever that is — a doctor or nurse makes a random guess as to whether it’s a girl or a boy, usually based on the shape of its genitals. They do this because babies can’t talk yet, and hence are incapable of telling you whether they’re hardwired to prefer dinosaurs or Barbie dolls. Later on, it might transpire that a mistake has been made, not that this is very important. After all, what’s a penis, but a sticky-out vagina? What’s a vagina but an inverted penis? It’s all the same, anyway.

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