“I’ve been trying to stalk one woman on the internet for over a year now. And I made it my entire profile. And I made it my handle. But uhhh people should take me seriously about flags and borders so uhhhh yeah guys.”

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get a room you two

Sorry, that's my chat bot I programmed to pretend to harass me

Nah. I’m a regular dude trying to basically get this guy to admit he’s a pedophile and a stalker.

I don't call loving Digit pedophilia or stalking, sorry 🤙

Sure yeah I believe you. You’re so honest and trust worthy and you always make so much sense.

Would it make you feel better if I mentioned how I'm a pedophile? Or do I have to be a stalker too?

All or nothing

You are selfish. Selfish and unfair.

It’ll come back around. Next month we are doing interviews for single roles. Don’t worry you’ll get your time in the sun.

Oh. Ok. Disregard my previous reply. 🤗