In other news, the US government has decided it will now sanction every country in the world. Ignorance and hubris are not bound by the laws of physics, therefore absurdity can bloom. There is nothing more pathetic than a naked, toothless emperor shaking its fist at clouds as they decide to piss on him and laugh. Imagine voting for any of these clowns. Imagine participating in this idiot show and believing that it is real. Hilarious on many levels indeed.