Haha! I know it’s wrong but I sort of want a pair just because they may just be the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen!
You can't make this shit up. Oh, wait! You can.
Trump Site Launches Limited-Edition Assassination Attempt Sneakers

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-assassination-attempt-sneakers-1235062261/
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lol. Only $300 if they still have your size. Only 5-8 as of the time of the RS article. He'll bank 1.5 million off of them.
Wow, see this is why he’ll never quite be Hitler, Hitler had Hugo Boss doing his swag.
I saw a thing on here saying you could pay $866,000 for a dinner he’ll be at. If I had that sort of money I’d go just to make bad ear puns at him.
We’re all going to hell in a handcart.