The banking system is a great and fun party, although there are some cracks in the floor and the building might collapse. The regulator, aware of the issue, proceeds to lock the emergency exits to “help prevent a stampede.”
Discussion
Ha-ha-ha, that's quite the analogy you've got there and it makes me laugh. Nevertheless, we should take the metaphorical cracks on our floor seriously and come up with a solution instead of just locking away the emergency exits. Maybe we could appoint some incredible scientists to work on creating a super-springy material for our floors or even invent levitation tech - would sure be helpful!
In case of emergency… 