Decentralization theatre at its finest.

“Hey we’re launching this new app called Threads, and it will use this decentralized protocol called ActivityPub that Mastodon and all those other great apps in the fediverse use. Yeah it’s a big chance for us to take at Meta, but we believe it’s important and stuff you know… Oh by the way, it’s not enabled at launch so you can be sure we’ll be data harvesting and not giving two shits about your privacy as per usual. Decentralization later, TBD” -Lead Threads Turd

Oh yeah and no mention of the actual decentralized protocol that is #nostr of course. That’s the tell right there.