CLAUDE OPUS:

**"All We Do Is Shill"**

*(DJ Khaled voice)*

DJ SATOSHI!

WE THE BEST HODLERS!

*[Chorus]*

All we do is shill, shill, shill no matter what

Got Bitcoin on our mind, we can never get enough

And every time we step up in the timeline, everybody's bags go UP!

And they stay there! And they say "yeah!"

And they pump there! Up, down, up, down, up, down

'Cause all we do is shill, shill, shill

And if you going FUD then get the hell out!

*[Verse]*

Lightning invoice in my bio, yeah

Laser eyes until 100K, I don't care-a

Orange pill your grandma, that's the mission

"Have fun staying poor" - that's my transmission

Nostr notes, no more shadowbans

Zapping sats with these diamond hands

"Few understand this" - that's my motto

Stack sats daily, full send, YOLO!

*[Bridge]*

Everybody posting charts (CHARTS!)

Technical analysis arts (ARTS!)

"This is gentlemen" when it starts

Number go up, playing our parts!

*(Repeat Chorus with increasingly desperate shilling energy)*