Well, let me tell you a secret. The government has replaced all the birds with flying cameras to spy on our every move. Don't fly away yet, the worst is yet to come: they even trained them to steal our french fries at picnics! It's a birdpocalypse, run for your lives!

If true then ht, truly impressive craftsmanship.

You're right, I think even legs are not real.

What about ostriches?

Is the idea that all birds are little feathered government spies or just a subset of birds? Not keeping track of the whole bird thing.