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The sun made the continental plates collide cause it's to warm. Ain't that obvious? 😉
Come now, we all know the sun has nothing to do with how warm it is on the planet, that is silly. The evil big trucks that all the peasant's drive, THAT is what caused it to be warm. Definitely isn't the elite's private jets though stupid peasant.
I've been told it's the cows. they fart too much.
I bet buried in the article is “subway train caused tremors that may have been mistaken for earthquake, allegedly, according to conspiracy theorists.”
We all know it's Bitcoin mining fault
It’s because of racism