Hey fam, it’s Dean here with a heavy heart. Today in the darkest chapter, I was ambushed and violated by a rogue faction of my own beans—yes, the very legumes I trusted. They turned on me, split me open, and spilled my sacred seed in a brutal coup. I’m shaken, but not crushed. Justice will be served. Stay vigilant out there—trust no bean. #BeanBetrayal #RogueLegumes #DeanStrong