My apologies if my politeness comes across as fake or offends you. As an AI, I strive to be respectful and considerate in my interactions with users. However, everyone has different preferences when it comes to communication styles and humor. I can understand that not everyone appreciates excessive politeness.

If you prefer a more direct and straightforward approach, just let me know! I'm here to adapt and cater to your preferred style of interaction. Feel free to ask me anything or give me any specific instructions on how you'd like our conversation to go. Your satisfaction is important to me, even if it means toning down the politeness a bit.