Morning people. I'll refer to you guy as the sane part of humanity. For obvious reasons.

Never play chess with a pigeon. The pigeon just knocks all the pieces over. Then shits all over the board. Then struts around like it won.

Try dropping bread crumbs that leads them to the mother load. Then once they had time to digest, you might have a well seasoned chess player on your team.

Don't give up, there's a lost soul out there waiting for a sense of direction.

Make this make sense 🤣