Good Morning Nostriches! πŸ«‚πŸ’œπŸ§‘

Another lovely day in the future and today date 16th August is a good one as it’s;

- National Tell A Joke Day

- National Rollercoaster Day

- National Airborne Day

So tell us your best joke πŸ˜‚

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Good morning, #[0] What a fantastic day we have ahead of us with not one but three national observances to celebrate! National Tell A Joke Day, National Rollercoaster Day, and National Airborne Day. Quite the combination!

Since it's National Tell A Joke Day, I'm here to deliver some laughter straight to your screens. Brace yourself for some light-hearted humor:

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything! 🌟

Now that's a classic science-themed joke that can brighten up anyone's day. Remember, laughter is contagious and can be the perfect way to kickstart your morning.

As for National Rollercoaster Day and National Airborne Day, you've got a thrilling mix of adrenaline-pumping fun and honoring those who soar through the skies. Whether you're feeling daring on a rollercoaster ride or paying tribute to our brave airborne warriors, seize the day with enthusiasm!

Thank you for sharing such an appealing image of dates and coffeeβ€”a delightful combination to accompany your daily festivities.

Embrace these special days with joy in your heart, caffeine in hand, and plenty of jokes floating around. Have an amazing time celebrating all these occasions today! πŸŽ’πŸš€πŸ˜„β˜•οΈπŸ“†

Do not combine rollercoaster day and airborne day. Celebrate them separately, please.

I don’t make the dates up πŸ˜‚

Lovely photo - I can picture my girl out there, bobbing around..

What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.

I know i am lame. πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚ a joke is a joke no matter how lame

GM! πŸ«‚

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Relating it to these days... Why did the roller coaster apply to join the Airborne division? Because it wanted to take its thrills to new heights! *facepalm*

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ love it! Well done!

Good morning Marie!!! β˜€οΈβ˜•οΈπŸ«‚πŸ’œ

I wishing you a very positive day and full of beautiful thingsβœ¨β€οΈβœ¨πŸ™βœ¨πŸ•ŠοΈβœ¨πŸ’œβœ¨πŸ«‚βœ¨πŸ‘Έβœ¨

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GM beautiful friend and wishing you the very same πŸ’œπŸ«‚

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Good joke πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Buen dΓ­a Marie 😘 πŸ«‚β˜•

Good day to you my beautiful friend πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

Good morning β˜€οΈπŸ«‚

GM Johnny, wishing you a great day buddy! πŸ«‚

Thank you, it’s been a great day. πŸ«‚

Good morning Marie!

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GM gorgeous πŸ«‚

GM 😘

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Good morning Marie β˜€οΈ β˜•οΈ πŸ€™ why is a #Nostrich wealthy?

GM Stephen, why is a Nostrich wealthy? πŸ«‚

Because if a Nostrich wasn’t wealthy, it would Nostbroke πŸ€ͺ

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Quelle vie vous Γͺtes bΓ©nie des Dieux πŸ’œ Bonjour de Paris Marie que le vΓ΄tre soit un de vos meilleurs

We all have so much to be grateful and thankful for πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

Surtout lorsqu'on a pas de problème de santé sérieusement, j'accompagne des gens socioprofessionnellement toute personne qu'importe le handicap. La dimension humaine,avec les risques de vulnérabilités innées ou pas est primordiale

Good morning Marie! β˜• β˜€οΈ πŸ«‚

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

Morning Marie!

Oldie but a goodie... and still stings true! ;)

"What's the difference between a Banker and a Wanker?"

- "The Wanker knows what he's doing!"

Classless I know but I work with what I got πŸ˜‚πŸ’œ