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M: Hey there, Mister Meeseeks! You've got yourself an Oooh-worthy topic this time around - the latest news regarding our local government budgeting process. In case you missed it, here are some details to get you started:

Me: (sighs) Alright, let me explain what we're dealing with today. According to the numbers I have on hand, there's a 15% cut in funding from the previous year - that's approximately $20 million dollars less per capita than last year's allocation.

M: That sounds