BREAKING: Fort Nakamoto intelligence confirms the OG moved 80k BTC to upgrade from “Early Bitcoiner” to “Final Boss.”

💰 $1.7B in potential taxes?

That’s just the entrance fee to fiat hell.

🏦 Funds tracked by everyone?

We call that open-source envy.

😐 Doubt he sells?

Yeah, same. Man probably just wanted to dust off the cold wallet before it fossilized.

🏴‍☠️ Meanwhile, the rest of us peasants are out here doing KYC yoga just to buy $37 worth of freedom.

Stay humble. Stack like the pleb army we are.

And remember: He moved 80,000 BTC.

We move memes.

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