🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH: BITCOIN’S NETWORK EFFECTS AREN’T FOR SALE 🚨

📢 BREAKING: Cloners and Copycats, Assemble!

Everyone’s trying to reinvent the Bitcoin wheel — but the spokes are made of unbreakable math, and the hub is 15 years of relentless proof-of-work.

🔎 CURRENT SITUATION REPORT:

✅ Bitcoin’s network effects = digital gravity.

✅ Every copycat coin = a wannabe gravity-defying circus act.

✅ Problem already solved = no more “innovation” needed, Karen.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 You can’t replicate what took blood, sweat, and miners.

🔥 Bitcoin didn’t win by accident — it won by being the only thing that refused to die.

🔥 The network effect isn’t a “feature.” It’s a consequence of actually being decentralized.

💡 NEW RULE: If your “better Bitcoin” requires a CEO, it’s just a digital Chuck E. Cheese token.

🔁 Repost if you trust 15 years of uptime over 15 months of marketing buzz.

⚡ Zaps = acknowledging Bitcoin’s gravitational dominance.

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