Things my clients say:

*Person uses wash machine client doesn't recognize*

-Comes over to me -

Them:"You must clean the wash machine"

Me: "Why????"

Them: "It was used"

Me: " ....... No......."

Them: "......."

Me: "How is it different than when anyone else uses the machine?"

Them: "Aaahhh"

Me: 🧐🫠🤔🤨