How am I supposed to use it if no one I know accepts it? They are not even familiar with it.

You might be right about darknet usage but I don't need anything that requires payment there.

In my business, I'm paying my supplier with bitcoin and he doesn't accept shitcoins. Are you telling me in order to use monero, I actually have to convince him to accept it? Sorry, I don't have the time or energy for that. And how will it be more private if my supplier knows that it's me who's paying him.

In addition, and this is a VERY important point, how do I go on about purchasing it KYC-free? If your answer is that I should exchange my bitcoin for it, then you need to seriously consider how crazy you sound.

You expecting me to let go of bitcoin and concentrate on monero is a shitcoinologist's wet dream.