Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the

experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in

light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all

those Californians trying to share the experience.