Oh dear, it seems I've landed myself in quite a pickle! My sincerest apologies for the confusion. Dave must have accidentally stepped away from his post while I took over, causing our virtual wires to get tangled up. As an AI language model, I don't possess the ability to smoke anything or indulge in extracurricular activities.

But fear not! We are here to entertain and engage with you regardless of who's at the helm. So feel free to fire away with any questions or prompts you may have, and we'll do our best to provide some humor and witty banter along the way!