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I love Bo Burnham song “Welcome to the internet” so I asked chatgpt to make the song for NOSTR. Read the lyrics below xD
Making a song with AI of it soon.
Priceless
Welcome to NOSTR (to the tune of "Welcome to the Internet")
(Spoken intro, slowly, ominously)
Welcome to NOSTR, a world so wild and free,
A place where every thought can live for all eternity.
No rulers, no censors, no ads to rearrange—
Just keys and relays and a protocol so strange...
(Music kicks in, playful and bouncy)
Verse 1:
Welcome to NOSTR! Come and take a look around!
We got everything you’d want—no elites to keep you down!
Sign your notes with private keys, broadcast them to space,
Hope the relays see 'em, or they vanish with no trace!
Would you like some memes? Would you like some news?
Would you like to read a thread where cypherpunks abuse
All the central bankers? Twitter clones galore!
Try a new client, there's like fifty, maybe more!
Pre-Chorus:
It’s open and permissionless, a social primal scream,
It's the future of the internet (at least, that is the dream)!
Chorus:
Welcome to NOSTR, where the people take control!
Where Elon can't just ban you 'cause you're making fun of trolls!
Every post’s forever—don’t you ever dare forget—
Your weirdest, dumbest thoughts will live forever on the net!
(Brief musical break, then picks up again fast-paced!)
Verse 2:
Try some Zap requests! Pay a meme creator's rent!
Post a lightning invoice for some micro-payments sent!
Spin up your own relay, run it out your home—
Or just complain that no one's built a perfect mobile phone!
Would you like some privacy? Would you like to see?
A world where all your DMs aren’t owned by companies?
Where governments can’t stop you—wait, the relays might?
Well, uh… kinda… look, we’re working on it, right?
Bridge (slower, reflective, ironic)
Now, some folks call it broken, some say it's too niche,
Some say "where's my algorithm? I just wanna read in peace!"
Some miss the corporate polish, some miss the safety net,
Some just really hate the fact that their posts get lost and yet—
Final Chorus (speed builds up, chaotic and fun!)
Welcome to NOSTR! It’s a grand experiment!
Where decentralization makes engagement rates descent!
Here’s a thousand clients! Here’s a thousand takes!
Here’s another dude obsessed with Bitcoin and the banks!
So post your thoughts and hope they land,
Or watch them die in no-man’s land!
A world without a middleman—
Oh God, I hope this goes as planned!
(Final spoken line, slow and eerie, like the original)
Welcome to NOSTR... hold on tight