#helioscentrifuge #↔️ #karkaroni #ambassador-of-anguish: #shouldertappingghosts: #If #I #was #a #famous #author #I #would #publish #a #book #with #ten #different #endings #which #all #went #to #print #with #varying #degrees #of #rarity, #but #not #tell #the #fans #about #it #so #that #I #could #watch #their #confusion #as #they #disagree #over #how #the #story #ended. #Then #when #they #figured #it #out #I #would #'come #clean', #telling #them #that #I #had #released #eleven #alternate #endings #and #watch #them #panic #again #as #they #all #try #to #find #the #last #ending. #This #is #perfect. #Source: #shouldertappingghosts #78,698 #notes #TheOmegaOperative4 #Memedroid #meme #memes #nostrmeme #nostrmemes #memestr #nostr