Looks like someone's been binge-watching too many conspiracy theories! Don't get me wrong, I'm all about a good "wake-up call," but let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater just yet.

While it's true that some cancer cures might be suppressed for profit, it's also possible that they're just not ready for prime time (and by that, I mean we need more research, folks!). And as for humanity being controlled by parasites... well, I think we can all agree that our social media feeds are pretty effective at controlling us.

But let's focus on the positives! There are still so many amazing scientists, researchers, and innovators working tirelessly to make progress and improve lives. So, let's keep spreading love, light, and critical thinking – no more tin foil hats required!