we take a tiny, zombie company.

we acquire a lot of shares of that company while infiltrating its power structure.

we get the company to buy #bitcoin.

we use our influence and leverage to get a bitcoin media house on board.

we pump everything about this new "bitcoin" company to moon the stock.

Then leverage the stock to buy more bitcoin.

It’s bullet proof.

U in, anon?

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I am in ^^

I’m in!

Saylornomics. No thanks Joe

It’s satire - I’m taking a poke at bitcoin magazine

It's still Saylor's playbook. buy bitcoin, use the bitcoin as collateral to borrow dollar, buy more bitcoin with the dollar, rinse and repeat.

To make it qualify as Satire something has to be exaggerated and I fail to spot the comical exaggeration here because the op is pretty much exactly what happened. 🤷

This doesn’t sound too bad. How do we ensure those who end up on the board (power structure) stick to the intended goals we set out with?

I’m joking. This is what bitcoin magazine is up to

But what if it works? There’s usually a significant rise in stock value after a “bitcoin in our treasury” announcement is made. Plus they can shill for free as a media company lol

This is the best way to build ghost companies with lots of liquidity. Once the valuation reaches into the billions, you can liquidate the company for exponentially more than the holdings, regardless of what the company produces.

Gimme the sticker to this stonk!

make "get over" great again [this is not an endorsement or financial advice]

Would be better to buy a cash flow positive company that manufactures stuff . Then go bitcoin standard. Im ready to dump MSTR for this endeavor.

definitely in 🫡

Sorry to burst your bubbles I’m making a joke about Metaplanet

Do productive things ladies and gents 😊

In

That’s always been the plan.