Really want to stir the pot this Thanksgiving? You can say one of the most controversial statements:
“I don’t condone theft of any kind.”
Discussion
I plan to say nothing and let the arrogant smirk on my face do all the talking
So spicy wow you’re really going to create controversy for uncle Jared
ThEfT?
WhAt ThEfT?
SoUrCe?
PrOoF?
But I read a Harvard study in the New York Times, which says that theft is safe and effective for civilization. 
