Who can bake a brownie,

Sprinkle it with green,

Fill the room with laughter

Till we’re floating on a dream?

The Cannabis Man, oh, the Cannabis Man can!

The Cannabis Man can 'cause he rolls it with love

And a gram of something good.

Who can spark a doobie,

Pass it ‘round the crew,

Turn your frown into a giggle

With just a puff or two?

The Cannabis Man, oh, the Cannabis Man can!

The Cannabis Man can 'cause he packs it with care

And a little love to share.

The Cannabis Man makes everything he bakes

Slightly hazy and divine.

Talk about a munchie spree,

You’ll eat everything you see,

Like chips and salsa, ice cream, and brie!

Who can make a bong rip

Last a whole night through,

Turn a Netflix marathon

Into a comedy revue?

The Cannabis Man, oh, the Cannabis Man can!

The Cannabis Man can 'cause he rolls it with love

And it makes you feel so good.

Yeah, the Cannabis Man can!